Presenting Moda Operandi’s Fantasy Gift Guide: Superlative Edition

Roll call! Moda Operandi has launched its annual gift guide and, as always, the items on the list are so expensive, they feel like they could only exist in our wildest fantasies. A $34,000 porcelain geranium centerpiece. A $7,500 caviar set. A $56,000 Birkin that can barely hold an iPhone X. These are all very real gift suggestions from the luxury e-tailer. And while we may not be able to afford them, we can very much pretend to.

 

Below, you’ll find just a few of the presents that are so extravagant they’re almost hard to describe (which is why we’ve assigned them superlatives). Time to dream on, dreamers, with this little collection of holiday excess.

 

Life of the Party

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Brandon Maxwell Champagne Box, $1,795 at Moda Operandi

Sometimes, a paper bag just won’t cut it.

 

Biggest Bookworm

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Prada Cardigan, $1,255 at Moda Operandi

Go on, embrace your inner “nerd.”

 

Most Practical

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Off-White C/O Virgil Abloh Socks, $90 at Moda Operandi

The pair comes easily labeled, you know…in case you forget what they are.

 

Most Athletic

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Vilac Croquet Set, $120 at Moda Operandi

Nothing says family time like a little croquet match.

 

Most Art-y

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Boyy “Bobby 23” bag, $995 at Moda Operandi

This bag proves that loose ends aren’t always a bad thing.

 

Most Likely to be a Millionaire

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Olympia Le-Tan Book Clutch, $1,745 at Moda Operandi

Hit the slots with a clutch that says it all.

 

Most Wild

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Rebecca De Ravenel cheetah pouch, $495 at Moda Operandi

It’s all fun and games during the holidays, until someone’s half in the bag.

 

Most Likely to be Instagram-Famous

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Prada sweater, $970 at Moda Operandi

Fire emoji, meet fire emoji sweater.

 

Most Extra

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Dolce & Gabbana bag, $2,195 at Moda Operandi

For the person who swears they “don’t like the attention.”

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