Jake Gyllenhaal is the midst of a press tour for the Spiderman franchise. He has decided, evidently, that this is the time he will ascend to full “papa” status. How can you tell? I hear you snidely query. Well, well, this is how:
Look at that single—definitely 24 carat—gold chain, look how it contrasts, nay glistens, upon Jake Gyllenhaal’s forest green tee. And that’s not the only time Gyllenhaal opted to dress like a conservative rapper or Sicilian mafia boss from 1985 with early onset diabetes, he wore it again, this time accessorizing a black tee.
Jake Gyllenhaal’s “Sean Paul is good” take is the best thing I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/JiWkADaQEC
— Kate Halliwell (@katehalliwell) June 27, 2019
It’s enough to send the Internet into a spiral, and in fact, after this video, that’s exactly what we did. In fact, we had thoughts.
Alix Guiterrez (associate art director): Guys who wear a single gold chain are hot.
Beatrice Hazlehurst (deputy news editor): Chain me up.
Jennifer Hussein (beauty editor and Long Island-native): This is big Long Island energy.
Callia Hargrove (social director): En fuego.
Alyssa Hardy (senior fashion editor): Slack [the messaging platform via which we digitally communicate] is canceled.
Jess Teves (editor-in-chief): I just spit.
And that’s about it. Maybe consider a single gold chain for yourself, this coming July Fourth.