Meghan Markle’s Dad is Kind of the Worst

Meghan Markle’s dad is kind of the worst. No really. Thomas, the Markle patriarch, tops all of the mom-agers and micromanaging parents out there, bar none. And he’s outdone himself again in a new interview with the Daily Mail.

“I’m really hurt that [Meghan] cut me off completely. I used to have a phone number and text number for her personal aides at the Palace, but after I said a few critical words about the Royal Family changing Meghan, they cut me off,” Thomas said.

“It’s her birthday on August 4 and I want to send her a card. But if I send a birthday card to Kensington Palace, or wherever she’s living now, it’ll just be one among thousands. She’ll probably never see it.”

Further into the story, Meghan Markle’s dad throws her under the bus yet again. He used his ailing health as the ultimate guilt trip, saying, “The men in my family rarely live over 80 so I’d be surprised if I had another ten years. I could die tomorrow.”

Meg’s dad has sold her out to the paparazzi before and after the royal wedding, calling on the help of Meg’s twisted sister Samantha as well.

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