Welcome To Poosh: The World Of Bigger Butts & Coffee Table Reads


Here ye, here ye: the moment has finally come. After pining for days on end, Kourtney Kardashian has finally unveiled the world of Poosh, an online source for bigger butts, bigger lips, and a how-to guide on being a “boss” by head honcho of the Kardashian-Jenner clan herself, Kris Jenner.

 

Interested in Kween Kourt’s pre-outing beauty ritual? You can head to Poosh. Want to know what to eat to get a flat, teeny tummy in time for bikini season? Head to Poosh. Are you so uncomfortable in your body’s natural appearance that you’re eager to find out how to look “good” naked? You guessed it: head to Poosh.

 

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All jokes aside, this site is surprisingly not all about playing on one’s subconscious insecurities. There’s a list of best organic wines for every budget—so everyone can sip on Merlot sans the hangover-inducing sulfites, no matter your budget. If you have a wee babe running around your house, then of course Mother Kourtney provided you with a guide to non-toxic toys for children, with Kardash heiresses North West and Penelope Disick front and center.

 

So, ready to “Poosh” it to the limit? Then check out some more of our go-to reads from Poosh, below:

 

Kris Jenner’s “famous” brownie recipe

Which was, of course, “slightly tweaked” to use gluten and dairy-free ingredients.

 

“Must haves” to unwind your mind

Because how could we ever relax without a $146 Infrared Heat Therapy Healing Jade Mat?

 

A guide to getting spiritual

Spoiler alert: it’s just books.

 

An intimate look at North and Penelope’s unicorn-themed B-day party

Equipped with a child DJ, slime, and rabbits.

 

Beauty finds from a French pharmacy

In case you find yourself pining for a serum-mask in the middle of Bordeaux.

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