We’re just shy of 15 years since Clueless, the Jane Austen-inspired high school rom-com that single-handedly revolutionized the teen vernacular and reinvented plaid, premiered. Since then, there have been Halloween costumes, Broadway musicals, and now, makeup.
For all the virgins who can’t drive, chewing gum-twisters, and disciples of absurd top hats, this is for you. The lip glosses are designed to reflect the instantly recognizable outfits of Cher, Tai, and Dionne and come in three corresponding shades: bubblegum pink of Cher (what else), dark maroon for Dionne, and terra cotta brown for Tai. The bottles are decorated with diamantés, rosettes, and hearts, packaged in a would-be handbag complete with pink pom-poms.
The “Totally Buggin'” lip gloss set is produced by manufacturer-of-all Box Lunch, and will only set you back $15. An absolute steal, we say—and one that will save you from ever being referred to as “fashion victim” or “ensemble-y challenged.”